My voicemail had an telephone enquiry from a Mr P.T.Roglodyte this morning, regarding an 800,000 user database development.
Unfortunately you left the wrong telephone number, in fact in a hilarious coincidence it was the number for London Zoo - an easy mistake, can you imagine the confusion when I called back?
Perhaps you get back in touch sir?
I can assure you that I am the right man for the job, and nobody's fool.
Toodle pip
