I starred in it to - I mashed up cuts of Keanu from Johnny Mnemonic with shots of me with my head wrapped in plasticine. And it wasn't the Wachowski brothers wot produced it, it was the Wachalski brothers who own the Polski Sklep downstairs; they did the catering too, and we setup a proper film lot in the back close, and shot it all on our mobile phones. We just pertended it was the Hollywood stars to get the film released, it was actually all Holyrood stars.
I wrote all the graphics in machine code on my Spectrum ZX +2, I did honest...
I enjoy the arena of Scottish politics, having discovered how unfair society was becoming under Salmond. And the fact the oposition were merely more engrained members of the same club. Unable to hold each other up too scrutiny. An Ex Yogic Flying voter disgusted by their abandonement of their principles and roots. Slightly dylsexic but i try my best and attempt to make as many mistakes as I can.
Isn't my pen name really clever? It has two meanings - hmmm well actually only one that applies.